mytrinidadflag:


chronicdelight:
My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

He’s awesome.
smileeelifeisbeautiful:

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freekahzoid:

nxgga:

Wouldn’t it be fun if females grew a penis every full moon?

No it wouldnt because then her period AND the full moon would be a cock block

word… what kinda fucked up idea is that? Soo what you gonna do when your girl wants to smash on a full moon? 

portentouscatastrophe:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

me
peruvian-diego:

aww omg

clarknokent:

crackbrained:

notcayleb:

manneon:

When girls sleep in just a t-shirt and panties BOY GOD DAMN

that’s that shit I do like

When she wears your shirt.

when boys sleep in my shirt and panties (◉‿◉✿)

always one man

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